Although this blog has always been free, I'm thinking about making some posts pay only. I am about to bestow upon you the single greatest parenting tip you will ever receive. Are you sitting down? Are you ready to bask in the blinding light of my spooky parenting wisdom? Here goes...
Buy your kids a mini-trampoline. Marina (B's sister) bought this thing when we went to Wal-Mart and I thought it was the dumbest purchase she (or anyone else) had ever made. That was until the kids starting jumping on it like kangaroos with gift cards from Starbucks. I remember the day each of my kids was born. I remember their first words and their first days of school. However, I've never seen anything as beautiful and satisfying as their utter exhaustion after a solid 15 minutes on the "tramponator".
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